The Bastardization of Tillie

Sometimes I feel like Asbury Park has become one big Bruce gift shop — but Bruce-mania is upstaged by another Asbury celeb.

Tillie has managed to put his face on literally EVERYTHING. Some things are expected, like postcards or framed photos of the Wonderbar, but there is plenty of evidence supporting my theory that too many people are trying to get a piece of the Tillie-pie.

Here are some of my favorites:

Tilly6At first, this gave me a bowling-team vibe, which would be kind of funny I guess, but this is wildly inappropriate for any other setting.

 

tilly12Nothin’ like starting the day with some coffee with Tillie. There are actually quite a few variations, but this one wins because its carved in the ceramic, which is somewhat out of control.

 

TillyGet the whole family outfitted in Tillie, even your dog!

 

Tilly2Slap these guys on your Herschel backpack so everyone knows how cool you are.

 

Tilly8Not only is it a zombie Tillie but it’s bedazzled. I can’t make this up. There are also bedazzled Tillies that aren’t monsters, if you’re into that sort of thing.

 

tilly13Not sure I want his creepy face staring at me during bathroom-time, but I do support clean hands.

 

Tilly9Not looking to spend too much? How about some Tillie stickers? Pirate Tillie? Tille jewelry? Jersey Tillie?

 

Tilly4

Tilly3Tillie scarf. So in.

 

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tilly15You know where else Tillie belongs? On your Christmas tree. Or Hanukkah bush. Tillie is non-denominational.

 

Tilly5Hello Tillie.

 

tilly11This makes me upset.

 

Tilly7

By the looks of it Tillie, I don’t think you’re going anywhere.